*It was probably after the 4th dart contest of the Summer Sun festival when i just flat out became bored. Sure meeting the princess was cool and all, but there were no mares worth talking to, no food worth eating, it was a total bust.
I signed out on this overly expensive paper near the foyer, and walked right out the door. Lame.
It was about 2 in the morning, and i was about to fall asleep in a bush. I had drank about 4 cups of AppleJacks "Apple Cocktails" and was ready to explode. I think the only reason i stayed awake was because i had to piss so bad.
I wanted to just piss on a tree and call it a night, but something in my mind was telling me i needed to do my buisness at home. Something like the fact i was alone in the dark at 2 in the morning...
The best shortcut was to cross the dried lake under the main bridge, and it was virtually harmless as long as i was not caught trespassing.
And it seemed to work for about halfway until i noticed a figure in the distance. Probably a cop.
I had no choice but to surrender my effort, it was obvious the cop already saw me, so why even try to run on a full bladder and drunken mind.
"Hey officer, im just trying to get home quickly, i gotta piss ya know?" I said nervously
"......" No response
I assumed he didnt hear me, and actually wanted to beleive he actually did not see me. So i walked around until i was shrouded by the dark, well enough to the point i couldn't even see the cop.
That was when i probably shit myself seeing the cop right in front of me now, it obviously was a cop with the blue hat and....scarf?
Wearing a scarf as a cop was slightly redundant, i mean its not like you needed one in the middle of summer anyways.
I tapped the so called cop on the back and began to speak notoriously quick.
"Yo dude, whats your problem? If your gonna show up in front of me show me your face not your flank." I said angrily
He turned around, and his face was...well missing.
"Whoa! Dear celestia what the hell are you!?" I shouted in a panic
It was clear to me now i had run into trouble, i assumed it was a changeling of some sort and tried to run away, but my body was not responding.
A static like noise filled the air, and my body began to feel colder and colder as the creature walked closer.
I could not speak, i swear it was like i had been frozen. I honestly was trying to scream, but my throat was almost clogged and i was practically choking on my tongue.
I managed to somehow squeeze enough panic to shut my eyes, and soon i felt the warmth in my body return. I swung my hoof as hard as i could and felt sheer liquid drench my body, almost as if....
And there lied a headless body, dressed to impostor status.
I sat down in shock realizing i just punched the head off another pony, if i could even call it that. I looked at the body and realized it was slowly shaking however, and almost liquidating into the dirt.
"Hey! You might as well run you little bitch! Your no match for me!" I swore as i nervously felt pride sinking in
The creature fully absolved into the dirt, and i was finally alone again. Dont worry i even checked around me, nothing else was there.
Of course i ran with my tail between my legs to my house, and here i am now. Talking to you, and you have to help me. Something is out there....*